Yes. I have a great story about most things. Why are you surprised?

Tell us the story.

Tags: alwayszebras

omg omg omg I have a great story about this.

You have a great story about the hilarity of attempted suicide?

Tags: alwayszebras

"like just think of the hilarity of attempted suicide"

— Petra, awful person

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

(via alwayszebras)

Tags: funny

awesomesaurus:

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

Space is awesome.

awesomesaurus:

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

Space is awesome.

(Source: 4gifs, via rockpapertheodore)

Tags: science

magicalnaturetour:

Sweet Photos of a Senior Golden Retriever Snuggling with Baby Chicks. Remember Champ, the happiest dog in the world? His owner, 21-year-old Candice Sedighan, just shared with us a new series of photos she’s taken of the adorable dog and his newfound friends. All Photos by Candice Sedighan via  My Modern Metropolis  ~ Older dogs are adorable, too.♥

(via dewritten)

Tags: animals

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

(via dewritten)


This is Bailey. Ever since I taught him to balance a treat on his nose, he lets me stack whatever I want on his face

This is Bailey. Ever since I taught him to balance a treat on his nose, he lets me stack whatever I want on his face

(Source: awwww-cute, via dewritten)

Tags: animals

kittymudface:

thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:


droffats-hsoj:


Assets secure.


” You do not have the password…”


keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…
[sunglasses]
Boobytrap.



*NSFW* contains boobs and pussy

kittymudface:

thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

droffats-hsoj:

Assets secure.

” You do not have the password…”

keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…

[sunglasses]

Boobytrap.

*NSFW* contains boobs and pussy

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via the-rain-monster)

Tags: animals